beiruteedragon:

noodlesonmyback:

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i just cant



the-walking-superwholock:

moonemojii:

so i bought this chocolate lollipop
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and this is what i fucking got
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instagram vs. real life




wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

(Source: confuslon)



ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator)



littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you






literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.




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